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 Post subject: The Vending Machine
 Post Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:04 pm 
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Your party is standing before the Unpredictable Vending Machine.

Once an ordinary, unassuming vending machine, its copperplate INSERT COINS message has been scratched out. It now reads "INSERT ANYTHING" in what might be blood.

The stories suggest that the machine is evil, but that its evil manifests itself in its caustic sense of humor. Whatever is placed inside it's yawning, beckoning hopper, it will spit out something vaguely and ironically connected.

I'll begin, and for demonstration's sake, I'll double-post an appropriate answer.



Insert bubble wrap.

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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:04 pm 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:33 pm 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:51 pm 
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    Receive bloody stump

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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:54 am 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:44 am 
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    Receive 50 cents newest hit single

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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:23 am 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:22 am 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:35 pm 
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    recieve metal baby

    insert pr0nz

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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:57 pm 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:09 pm 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:43 am 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:40 am 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:41 am 
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    recieve Barry Trotter book

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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:30 am 
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     Post subject: Re: The Vending Machine
     Post Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:59 am 
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