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 Post subject: Erfworld Joke
 Post Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:17 am 
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Prince Ansom, Sir Webinar and Bogroll show up at the Titanic Gates. The Titan on duty there waves an archon over and says "Follow her."

They go down a path through a deep forest to a small clearing in the woods with a small, but pleasant house in it. The archon turns to Ansom and says,"Prince Ansom, you defeated three warlords in one engagement, your reward is to live in this house and be waited upon by the archon inside when you are not at the Hall of Heroes." Prince Ansom goes inside and the rest cross the clearing and continue on.

They come to a somewhat larger clearing with a larger house in it. The Archon turns to Sir Webinar and says, "Sir Webinar, you served your prince loyally and used your wisdom and perception to keep your troops alive as long as you could. Your reward is to live in this house and be waited upon by the Archons inside when you are not at the Hall of Heroes." Sir Webinar goes inside and the two cross the clearing and continue on.

They come to a large clearing in the woods with a beautiful mansion in it. There are several Archons taking care of the gardens outside, and several more can be seen through the large windows. The Archon turns to Bogroll and says, "Henchman Bogroll, you served your warlord well, doing everything neccessary for him and giving your life for his in battle. Your reward is to live in this house and be waited upon by the Archons inside when you are not at the Hall of Heroes."

Bogroll looks at the Archon, winks and says, "Why is my house so much better than Prince Ansom's or Sir Webinar's?"
The Archon replies, "Oh, we've had plenty of Princes and knights up here, but you're the first twoll we've seen."

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     Post subject: Re: Erfworld Joke
     Post Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:39 am 
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    Ahhhh, that's cute.

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     Post subject: Re: Erfworld Joke
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    An oldie but a goodie. Thanks.

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